APEX LOGISTICS / TARGET INTEL

WAR TARGETS

PICK YOUR FIGHT. MAKE IT COUNT.

Microwave Mafia · 17 October 202638 targets transcribed from management screenshots · 16 October 2026

Do not attack far above your own battle stats.

For your first war, start with targets below your own total battle stats. Compare their listed total with your Strength + Defense + Speed + Dexterity. Near your own total? Be cautious. Clearly above it? Ask management before attacking.

These are rounded scouting figures from a snapshot, not verified live stats or guaranteed wins. Stat distribution, equipment, life and temporary effects can change the outcome. A lower total does not make a target automatically safe.

Before every attack

  1. Choose a suitable opponent. Lower-stat hitters need accessible targets too; follow management's assignments.
  2. Check the current enemy roster and availability in Torn or the War Room. Travel, hospital and online status from the screenshots are deliberately not shown here because they change.
  3. Check claims and faction chat. Do not attack a teammate's claimed target. Follow the call to leave or hospitalize.
  4. Struggling or unsure? Ask Sparklz, Phierd, Ell or Gazza for a personal target list and TornPDA import help. Do not repeatedly spend energy on a target you cannot beat.

Lowest listed stats first

K = thousand total battle stats. Use the exact player name to locate the opponent in the enemy faction roster. This page does not reserve targets or update automatically.

Microwave Mafia — management snapshot, 16 October 2026
PlayerListed total stats
ChaosIncarnage163
Livefire577
MissPrincess624
Noah-Guy757
Disarrae926
RigPilot101K
Prof_Plant1K
KingEzekiel-VII2K
GrandpaSpec3K
WrinkleySack3K
Me_Patar3K
GreenLotus3K
Rumikuchi3K
TrashyMenace3K
Lonikanoni3K
Epinephrin34K
Lone--Wolf5K
Tack_5K
PerttiHirvonen6K
BigBaller237K
Key_joy9K
Deltacharl1e10K
Trucksy15K
Cammie66617K
Tysontheking19K
rubensilva2420K
hjumbert22K
Riemai26K
TheVip3R28K
EdvEir30K
Jasuke223331K
Mm8A31K
Leikir33K
Ophios40K
SonWatterson71K
zyphaar72K
Bagels4Two107K
Salmort452K
WHEN IN DOUBT, ASK BEFORE YOU HIT.